[Jack frowns, then steps inside, sinking to sit on the corner of Max's bed.]
Hey, come on. I said I'm sorry. I just literally found it inconceivable that the thing was yours, and . . . [He trails off with a sigh, then gives a game little smirk, nudging his foot at Max's.] You're not the only one who's been stupid in his lifetime, all right?
No, they do, but it's basically always women. And actors and rock stars, I guess, but you're not any of those either.
Point is, men don't generally have neat little cosmetic bags in their bathrooms. It's the sort of thing a girlfriend brings over and forgets to take home with her.
. . . huh. [Jack sifts through the mostly-foreign array of products, sticks and tubes and pans and compacts, even a little case of soft-bristled brushes in varying shapes. Even nail polish. It's kind of fascinating.] Are you going to be putting this on for tonight, then?
I think I've figured out nail polish. [He grins in offering - a show of truce or no hard feelings, or even apology perhaps - holding a metallic violet bottle in one hand and a bright fuchsia that claims to be UV-reactive in the other.] Want me to get your hands for you?
[Fuchsia it is. Jack grins, giving the bottle a solid shake and getting Max's hand settled onto his knee before beginning to paint the nails with slow, careful strokes.]
You'll have to show me those, like I said. Never worn them for myself, never dated anyone who did. Well, off-stage, but you know. [He smirks privately, eyes fixed on his work.] Everyone should sleep with at least one actor in uni, right?
[Max grins, letting Jack start to paint his nails in obscene purple-pink while rooting through his makeup for the other things he needs. Concealer, of course, and foundation, eyeliner...]
You're pretty much the same skin tone as me so the concealer and stuff should be fine.
Hehe, can't argue there. Gotta love performing arts students.
[Those too, he thinks silently, smirk only widening a little for it. Glancing up at the things Max is pulling out, he lifts an eyebrow questioningly, dipping the brush again before continuing.]
You're planning on demonstrating the power of male cosmetics on me?
[Max can't help it, he starts laughing, grinning widely at the other man.]
Seriously? I wish I had skin that nice. I mean, I do have good skin but... if I didn't have concealer, I would spend every day looking like I got punched in both eyes.
[Half dressed- because honestly choosing ONE shirt is difficult when he has so many to pick from that are so nice, and hair a loose mess about his face and ears for the many changes Zev pokes his head into the room with a quirked brow.]
I heard shouting. As neither of you are dead I assume it was a mild matter but all the same I am obligated by my husbandly duty to ask if I need to stab someone. Or spank my husband. Whichever is appropriate.
[Jack is just going to grin quietly, looking from Max to Zevran and back to Max in a slightly-smug, entirely unperturbed way. He knows that Zev gets looks. That's fine. Zev deserves them.]
Zev, come on. I found a makeup kit in the bathroom. How does that not suggest to most people that a woman was in the house?
[Yes, Jack, there is in fact more than one makeup kit in the house.]
And makeup is absolutely cheating, Max. I was under the impression you looked this lovely all on your lonesome. My heart simply cannot take the betrayal.
[Bloody hell. It's weirdos in stereo. Jack shoots Looks between the two of them, part baffled and part put-out, then finally huffs and goesback to painting the nails of Max's other hand.]
Kohls and powders are used often amongst the courts in Antiva. Noblemen use them to make themselves more lovely- and to make pretty statues of their serving elves. Once I was dusted with enough gold powder to buy a manor simply for show.
[He shrugs and leans against the door, smirking at the two of them.]
I think Jack would look quite lovely with some powders of his own, mm?
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[He's still laughing, wiping at his eyes.]
Oh, wow, I'm sorry. Really. Really sorry, that . . . that just looked so bad-
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That isn't even trying. I mean, if you want to spend your time in a club hiding in the corner sure...
[He lets out a slightly frustrated noise, his shoulders slumping.]
I wouldn't cheat, okay? I'm not that much of a dick.
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[Jack frowns, then steps inside, sinking to sit on the corner of Max's bed.]
Hey, come on. I said I'm sorry. I just literally found it inconceivable that the thing was yours, and . . . [He trails off with a sigh, then gives a game little smirk, nudging his foot at Max's.] You're not the only one who's been stupid in his lifetime, all right?
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Alright. I suppose everyone has our dumbass moments. You do pick a way to show it though.
So, people don't wear makeup in your world?
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Point is, men don't generally have neat little cosmetic bags in their bathrooms. It's the sort of thing a girlfriend brings over and forgets to take home with her.
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[He huffs softly and tips out the makeup bag to let Jack see.]
All the guys I knew at university had some. It's all about putting on the right mask for the occasion.
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[He flashes Jack a smile and glances at the bottles in his hand.]
Sure, why not?
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You'll have to show me those, like I said. Never worn them for myself, never dated anyone who did. Well, off-stage, but you know. [He smirks privately, eyes fixed on his work.] Everyone should sleep with at least one actor in uni, right?
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You're pretty much the same skin tone as me so the concealer and stuff should be fine.
Hehe, can't argue there. Gotta love performing arts students.
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You're planning on demonstrating the power of male cosmetics on me?
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[He raises an eyebrow, looking at Jack.]
Do you?
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I don't know! Some people have . . . you know . . . good genetics . . .
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Seriously? I wish I had skin that nice. I mean, I do have good skin but... if I didn't have concealer, I would spend every day looking like I got punched in both eyes.
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Point taken, fine. Let's see how it looks. Though I maintain my doubts about the eyeliner.
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I heard shouting. As neither of you are dead I assume it was a mild matter but all the same I am obligated by my husbandly duty to ask if I need to stab someone. Or spank my husband. Whichever is appropriate.
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Eyeliner is great. I promise you'll look fantastic.
[And then Zevran comes in, shirtless and... okay, that is... uh... he should really stop staring at another couple of guy's husband.]
Oh, nothing. Jack just under the misapprehension that makeup means a guy is cheating.
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Zev, come on. I found a makeup kit in the bathroom. How does that not suggest to most people that a woman was in the house?
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[Yes, Jack, there is in fact more than one makeup kit in the house.]
And makeup is absolutely cheating, Max. I was under the impression you looked this lovely all on your lonesome. My heart simply cannot take the betrayal.
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Oh my god. No, he found mine.
Awww Zevran, I'm flattered. Unfortunately, supernaturally pretty did not come with my blood.
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Unbelievable. All of you.
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[He shrugs and leans against the door, smirking at the two of them.]
I think Jack would look quite lovely with some powders of his own, mm?
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[He grins over at Zevran for that idea and nods.]
I think he would, yeah. Something striking to bring out his eyes.
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