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Max Woodville ([personal profile] abjurer) wrote2013-01-20 04:37 pm

[#000] Appointments

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not_a_troll: (bffs forever and ever and ever)

[action] April 3rd, after the draft

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-25 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki shakes his head firmly.]

I never get sick.

[He moves to break a bit of his sandwich and hands it over.]

Here, try some. I am feeling generous today.
not_a_troll: (bffs forever and ever and ever)

[action] April 3rd, after the draft

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-26 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Lucky me indeed.

[Although, Loki can be rather persistent when it comes to sandwiches.]

One bite has never hurt a soul, Max the Pancake Man. I am unfamiliar with diabetes. Is that akin to a blistering sore?
not_a_troll: (you talk shite)

[action] April 3rd, after the draft

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-01 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki places the sandwich back on the plate and folds his hands. Is he supposed to make a connection between sores and a plague? Or his sandwich and a plague? And where did the ghosts came in?

He leans forward, a serious expression on his face.]


I fail to make a connection between my sandwich and your story. Perhaps there is something I am not seeing?

[After that he shakes his head.]

Midgardians get sick from their candies? Would this make you ill too?

[He looks at his sandwich.]

But what if I remove the Skittles?
not_a_troll: (i know this)

[action] April 3rd, after the draft

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-03 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
You have had blistering sores? You should have taken care of them before they started to blister, you see? It could be less unpleasant.

[Loki shakes his head.]

Are those polite excuses you make because you do not wish to eat my sandwich? It is not poison. I promise it is safe and I am most fond of sharing.

It is a so-called win-win situation.
not_a_troll: (bffs forever and ever and ever)

[action] April 3rd, after the draft

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-07 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki folds his hands.]

Illusionary blistering sores?

[Like that illusionary Leah the dream manipulator conjured during that draft... And no, there is no escape from the sandwich and Loki smiles the most friendly smile he is able to smile.]

Take a bite.

[He offers Max his sandwich.]

No green skittles, I promise.
not_a_troll: (smile like you mean it)

[action] April 3rd, after the draft

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-10 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The combination of those words by itself already sound like something that is not fun so I fully believe you on the 'really not fun'-part, yes.

[Loki nods and watches closely when Max takes a bite of his sandwich.]

I told you it is not! All you need is some trust, you see? After all if you did not trust me you would have never tasted this amazing sandwich.

[He gets onto his feet.]

I will make one for you as well. I am feeling quite generous today.
not_a_troll: (that is classic trickster!)

[action] April 3rd, after the draft

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-14 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki shuffles to the kitchen, raising an eyebrow at Max' request.]

There is no such thing as too much food, Max. As the man of pancakes you should know that.

[Carefully he climbs the counter to be able to grab a bowl.]

Ham and salad? That should not be too difficult. So only ham and salad?

[He rummages through the fridge and puts something ham-like and some lettuce on the counter. Of course a salad with ham is nothing without a proper amount of syrup and chocolate sprinkles. But Max is not aware of that.]